Both C and I would like to teach our daughters that it is never okay to make fun of others, or laugh at their expense. But frankly, these People of WalMart are making it really hard to parent now-adays. Seriously, ya'll!
So for the good of all shoppers, young and old, I put together some rules. The Top 5 Things That You Should Remember Before Visiting WalMart (So That I Don't Have to Explain Who You Are and What You're Doing To My Daughter):
5. Remember that you just can't pull it off, before heading to WalMart.
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4. Remember, to wear pants to WalMart.
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3. Remember, to wear pants that fit you to WalMart.
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2. Remember that the thong song was not written for you, before heading to WalMart.
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1. Remember there's somethings that we just don't want to know, before you get to WalMart.
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~ humps
2 comments:
LOL! Love this post! xo
C - You inspired me. Love ya!
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